- “No, you can’t have Halloween candy for breakfast.”
- “Why in the heck are you….no, you can’t eat cereal on the couch! Go sit at the kitchen table.”
- “Aww, I love you, too.”
- “GO STAND ON THE WALL!”
- “No flossing…yes, I know it’s just a dance move. I don’t care. I’m tired of watching it.”
- “Sure, you can ride your bike down the street. Look both ways before crossing…Hey! Come back and get your helmet!”
- “GO STAND ON THE WALL! NO ELECTRONICS FOR A WEEK!”
- “What are you eating? No, you can’t have those. Those are school snacks! I know you’re hungry- why do you think I’m standing in front of the stove, cooking? School snacks are expensive, and dinner’s almost ready. Put it back. I don’t care if it’s half-eaten, I’ll put it in a ziplock baggie and you can take it with you tomorrow.”
- “Quit flossing. If you flossed your teeth as much as you flossed your butt, you’d never have a cavity.”.
- “You had a bad dream? Go pee first, then come lay down. Yaaawwwwn. Night, sweetie. I love you, too.
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