Mompetition.

I seriously love that woman and her blog!

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Dear Google:

I appreciate that I haven’t been in the very best of moods lately and that some of my recent emails might have reflected my grumpiness.

I understand that the majority of my internet searches, emails, thoughts, and other free time center around horses. What can I say? With only a month left of pregnancy I’m jonesing pretty bad to get back in the saddle again.

I also appreciate that your ads are designed around my email/search content, and not the product of an marketing effort.

Nevertheless…

NO.

NO, I DO NOT NEED A HORSE INCINERATOR.

PLEASE STOP SUGGESTING THAT I GO BUY ONE. IT’S COMPLETELY DISTURBING.

I don’t care if it’s a “high-quality unit”.

I don’t care that you’re offering it at discount prices.

Why would you even think I NEED a machine that incinerates animals, much less a “USED” one?

That’s really, really, really gross.

Sincerely,

Becky, the non-horse-burning Gmail user