I’ve already written a blog about the really weird things I catch myself saying to the DragonMonkey.
After this evening, I now have a couple more to add to the list.
“Leave the dog alone! Quit trying to touch his thingie!”
and then, shortly thereafter:
“The dog’s thingie does not eat fish sticks! NO!”
and for the grand finale:
“DROP IT! We do not eat fishsticks that have touched the dog’s thingie!”
